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The year was Nineteen-Hundred Eighty-Eight and the world was yet young and naïve. Most of the continents had yet to be discovered by man and people still thought the Taurus was a cool-looking car. The radio waves were still heavily polluted from years of Poison and Bon Jovi. Overall it was a pretty crappy time period. With not a whimper, but a thunderous KRA-KOOM of awesome Matt Kobylarek was unleashed upon the United States of the World on the fateful Seventh of October – or Mattmageddon as it would later come to be known.

Though not as cool as Later Matt, Young Matt was still a pretty cool guy. He liked to catch frogs and snakes, play Nintendo, draw and reminisce about how sucky the world used to be before he made it sweet through the use of his gnarly art skills.

Although the College for Creative Studies had been unabashedly begging him to come be its boss since he was about four or five or something, Matt decided he would pretend to be an average jerkoff and go to public school to see how regular dudes lived. By Two-Thousand and Six he was outta that crapshoot and on to bigger and better things – finally attending the College for Creative Studies in the Fall.

It was now the year Twenty Ten – the future. With a BFA in Illustration and a growing distaste for things that still sucked real bad, Matt set his sights on the video game industry. Admittedly already a pretty cool industry, Matt knew he could make it even cooler with his excellent concept art. And then he did.